I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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