Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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