apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
a search helicopter?!
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
