Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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