hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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