super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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