we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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