I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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