I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Randomize
