How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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