Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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