Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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