I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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