if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think your dad took our porno
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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