Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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