about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's just like the Real World with babies
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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