I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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