So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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