Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
her vagine was all disorganized.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
