White coat. Heels.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
