before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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