Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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