Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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