she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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