I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i out mim tonsoeep
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