Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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