thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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