go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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