just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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