love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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