My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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