How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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