windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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