I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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