you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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