wake up i wanna do it froggy style
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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