well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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