We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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