So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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