I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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