she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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