On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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