did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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