Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
