R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Randomize
