Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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