yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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