Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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