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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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