The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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