That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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