I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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