I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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