can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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