I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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