didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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