She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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